My Buddy

(author unknown)

Short, sweet and disgusting...these are some of Greg's favorite things.

I have a buddy;
My buddy's a toad.
He's kind of muddy.
He's flat on the road.

But he is my buddy,
My buddy to stay:
'Til he curls up
And gets blown away.

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Last modified 23 July 2006 by Greg Roelofs, you betcha.